An Obscure Gem of Evolution

Yes, folks – a little known tidbit rarely if ever discussed in the study of evolution. Certain low level mammals have poor depth perception never having improved its acuity over time. Instead these mammals developed a unique ability to instantly recognize their predators’ asses. If they see an ass they know the predator is leaving and they’re safe. If they don’t recognize the ass it’s time to run and hide.

Not all that surprisingly, this trait appears related to what scientists are calling the “gay gene”. When the gay gene is found scientists also expect to see the ass recognition gene. While not used to defend against predators (in fact it sometimes attracts predators) this evolutionary trait in gay men has mutated to suit a higher mammal. In its current mutated form scientists believe it allows the recognition of both retreating and oncoming asses.