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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Terror of the Gay Tokoloshe



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Terror of the gay dwarfish African incubus


by Dan Roodt




To most people outside South Africa in developed countries, our life here must seem bizarre. After all, nowhere in Europe or the United States would you drive your children to school and see that the country’s largest newspaper, the Daily Sun, has got “Terror of the gay Tokoloshe” as its frontpage story for the day.

Probably you do not even know what a Tokoloshe is. Ever since I was a child I was intrigued to see that most black people in South Africa, especially women, place their beds on bricks. Apparently if one’s bed is high enough, the Tokoloshe cannot reach you while you are sleeping. So from my earliest years as I became aware of the peculiar differences between blacks and whites, I was brought under the impression that the Tokoloshe played an important role in the lives of blacks.

More black people in South Africa use so-called “traditional medicine” than the Western kind. The government has even institutionalised witchdoctors which are now called “traditional healers” or simply “healers”. At one point I read somewhere that one might also claim from health insurance for visiting a healer who will give you a concoction called “muti” that might contain all kinds of bizarre ingredients. In the northern parts of the country, there is even traffic in human body parts for making “strong muti”.

Being Africans of a slightly different kind, we Afrikaners jocularly refer to the more regular Eurocentric medicine that we take as “muti” too, especially to children. “Come on, drink your muti,” one would tell one’s son or daughter, referring to cough mixture or a tablet made by some branded pharmaceutical company.

Sometimes we Afrikaners call our children “Tokolos” as a term of endearment. Otherwise, we often joke about the Tokoloshe, saying things like: “The Tokoloshe is going to catch you.” But of course, unlike black Africans, we lack any real belief in his existence. To us he is merely a mythological creature like Zeus or Spiderman.

Wikipedia has a few lines on the Tokoloshe, but it mostly omits his sexual proclivities. From what I remember, the Tokoloshe especially preys on single women as they are more likely to be amenable to his advances, especially in dreams. It is also through one’s dreams that the ancestors communicate to the living. Normally, witchdoctors or sangomas or nyangas as they are also called, are “called” by an ancestor to their profession.

I once heard a story of an African investment banker in Johannesburg being called to become a witchdoctor. He went missing for six weeks and arrived back at the bank with an animal bladder on his head. Afterwards there was some discussion as to whether he could discuss corporate finance with clients while wearing the bladder, which he was not allowed to take off.



The Daily Sun’s story has a charm of its own and is in a way politically correct. No doubt it will speak to people for whom gay rights are a burning issue as even the little African incubus may be gay, it seems. Considering that there is currently a whole hullabaloo in the United States about the Republican senatorial candidate’s petite phrase about “legitimate rape”, “the terror of the gay tokoloshe” brings a whole new dimension to discussions of rape.

According to the Daily Sun’s report, Mr. Isaac Malope (51) has already spent R200 000 (about $25 000) on muti to defend himself against a gay Tokoloshe who comes to rape him every night while he is asleep next to his wife Constance Mazibuko (43).

Isaac Malope told the Daily Sun’s reporter, Alex Nkosi: “Every night he comes between me and my wife and rapes me over and over. When he leaves, I no longer have energy for my wife and even if I try to get an erection, nothing happens.

The only time when I manage to get an erection is if I fast for seven days and ask God for it. But it only lasts for a day and then it is back to hell. I have been to many different sangomas but they have failed to solve the problem.”

Mr. Malope has even travelled from South Africa to Nigeria to consult a well-known prophet there, to no avail.

The couple are now asking the Daily Sun’s readers for help, giving the following number in Pretoria to dial: 012 424 6251.

PRAAG – Pro Afrikaans Action Group

http://praag.org/?p=1197       

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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Fort Lee, NJ – Ethnic Diversity of a NYC Neighborhood



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Close to the City, but With a Life of Its Own

by VERA HALLER

Sept. 7, 2012





DIVERSE AND AFFORDABLE Fort Lee’s Main Street features potted flowers and a V.F.W. post. But the Bergen County borough also has the ethnic diversity of a New York City neighborhood.

AFTER 13 years in a house in Oradell, N.J., Florence Fleischman and her husband, Glenn, were ready to return to high-rise living. In May, the couple moved back to the same Fort Lee apartment building where they had lived as newlyweds and raised two children, now teenagers, through toddlerhood.

“My husband and I were ready to downsize and get closer to the city, and the kids didn’t need that yard anymore,” said Ms. Fleischman, a lawyer. “It’s a nice community and an easy place to live.”

That assessment might not be the impression of Fort Lee held by many New Yorkers, who know it as a tangle of arteries, toll plazas and traffic they pass entering and leaving the city. It is the western terminus of the George Washington Bridge, which feeds into major highways such as Interstate 80, the New Jersey Turnpike and the Palisades Interstate Parkway.

But the borough of 35,345 residents on 2.5 square miles is more than that. Radiating to the north and south of the bridge are neighborhoods, shopping strips and a small-town Main Street with hanging flowerpots, a post office and a V.F.W. post.

Fort Lee has the suburban feel of a New Jersey town with the ethnic diversity of a New York City neighborhood. Some residents call it the city’s sixth borough. Kenneth Kang, 26, said proximity to Midtown Manhattan, where he works in finance, was the main reason he bought a one-bedroom condominium here. Another factor was the area’s cultural diversity.

According to the 2010 census, 38.4 percent of Fort Lee’s population is Asian. Nearly a quarter of the residents are Korean. Along Main Street, a hardware store and pharmacy share space with a Chinese restaurant, a new Korean chicken place and an Asian bakery. In the Linwood Plaza strip mall, space formerly filled by a Kings supermarket now holds a Korean Super H Mart.

Fort Lee, which is a borough in Bergen County, expects big changes in its downtown business area in the next couple of years. Two ambitious development projects have been approved by the Fort Lee Planning Board for empty lots — 16 acres of dirt and weeds — just south of the bridge.

On the eastern lot, SJP Residential Properties plans to build the Modern, two 47-story towers, each with 450 rental apartments. The project includes a restaurant, park and space for a municipal museum and theater. Work is expected to start in October, the company said in a statement.

Construction also is expected to start this fall on the western half of the site, where the Tucker Development Corporation plans Hudson Lights, a complex of retail stores, apartments and a hotel.

Some residents raised concerns during the approval process that the developments would exacerbate traffic and lead to overcrowding at schools, but community leaders said they were needed to revitalize Fort Lee’s downtown.

Ila Kasofsky, a Fort Lee councilwoman and an associate broker of Prominent Properties Sotheby’s International Realty, said many residents leave town to shop, heading to Whole Foods and Target in Edgewater or to malls in Paramus. The new developments “will become the center of business and life in Fort Lee,” she said

WHAT YOU’LL FIND

The tall apartment buildings that rise from the bluff overlooking the Hudson River are Fort Lee’s most visible form of housing. The buildings — a mix of co-ops and condos — have views of the city and amenities like parking and concierge services.

Ms. Fleischman bought a three-bedroom co-op in Mediterranean Towers West, where years earlier, she had met her husband at the outdoor pool. She was visiting her mother, who still lives there, and her husband was a resident.

The transition back has gone well. She and her husband have shorter and less expensive commutes to the city. The children enjoy the building’s gym.

Fort Lee also has neighborhoods like Coytesville, north of the bridge, made up of single- and multifamily houses on small lots. Also on that side of town is Linwood Park, a 1,170-unit co-op complex consisting of low brick buildings on a tree-filled campus. The units are affordable (a two-bedroom co-op can be had for around $200,000, according to Nelson Chen of the Chen Agency) and are served by express bus service to Manhattan.

To the south of the bridge are other neighborhoods with single-family homes. The Palisades is a leafy area with older Capes and bungalows and larger, newly constructed homes. Abbott Boulevard, tree lined with a grassy median strip, is a popular jogging route.

Closer to the river is the Bluff, Fort Lee’s most exclusive neighborhood, with some stunning properties built directly on the cliff overlooking the Hudson. The area has an eclectic mix of older colonials and Tudors and newer Mediterranean-style villas. On the aptly named Arcadian Way, passers-by can peek through gates to multimillion-dollar homes with sweeping lawns and unobstructed views of Manhattan’s skyline.

WHAT YOU’LL PAY

The housing market in Fort Lee is unusual for its extreme range in selection and price. In late August, the New Jersey Multiple Listings Service showed 496 Fort Lee properties, including a studio just north of the bridge for $39,900 and a three-bedroom house in the Bluff for $3.4 million. In the middle, listings included a five-bedroom 1950s contemporary for $748,888 and a one-bedroom condo in a high rise for $388,000.

According to Mr. Chen, the median price of houses sold in Fort Lee through August was $245,000, versus $283,000 in 2009 and $290,000 in 2008. Ms. Kasofsky said that as housing prices have come down, properties were moving. “The inventory that has been priced realistically has sold,” she said.

Ms. Kasofsky said the market for rental properties was active as well. She recently helped a couple with three young children find a six-bedroom home for $6,500 a month, giving them significantly more space for their money than the apartment they had been renting on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

But Mr. Chen noted that real estate deals alone were not enough to bring a New Yorker over the bridge. “A true New Yorker doesn’t move to Fort Lee,” he said. “They’ll live in a studio apartment if that’s all they can afford to be in the center of it all. The people who move to Fort Lee like the pace of New Jersey with the easy access to Manhattan.”

He said Fort Lee also is home to a number of New Jersey commuters who find it convenient because of the highways that pass through the town.

WHAT TO DO

An outing often consists of a meal at one of Fort Lee’s many ethnic restaurants. But there are also ways to burn off the Korean barbecue and dim sum dumplings. Residents have easy access to Palisades Interstate Park for hiking along the Hudson, and the Fort Lee Historic Park has additional trails and overlooks. A point of pride among residents is the Jack Alter Fort Lee Community Center with its full schedule of classes, concerts and outdoor movies in the summer. A Sunday farmers’ market is held at the community center during the warmer months. Fort Lee also recently got its first dog run.

THE SCHOOLS

The Borough of Fort Lee has a single school district with four elementary schools numbered 1 through 4, the Lewis F. Cole Middle School and Fort Lee High School, which has 981 students. Its average SAT scores, according to the New Jersey State Department of Education 2011 School Report Card, were math 557, verbal 515 and essay 538. According to the report card, the scores were higher than the statewide average of 517, 493 and 496.

THE COMMUTE

Fort Lee is served by several New Jersey Transit bus lines, some ending at the Port Authority bus terminal in Midtown and others that cross the George Washington Bridge to the Port Authority bridge terminal at West 178th Street. There, riders can transfer to the A subway train and city buses. According to the New Jersey Transit schedule, morning rush-hour buses to Midtown take about 45 to 55 minutes. A monthly bus pass from the intersection of Main Street and Anderson Avenue costs $136 and single rides are $4.25.

Another option is the NY Waterway ferry from Edgewater; a monthly pass is $293.75 and single rides $10.25. The Fort Lee Parking Authority runs a shuttle bus to the ferry from the main municipal lot during rush hours.

THE HISTORY

Fort Lee, named after Gen. Charles Lee, was fortified in 1776 during the British campaign to control New York City and the Hudson River. When Fort Washington, across the Hudson, fell in November of that year, American troops retreated across the river, scaling the Palisades cliffs to Fort Lee, where Gen. George Washington began the army’s retreat across New Jersey. Exhibits at the visitors’ center at Fort Lee Historic Park describe the Revolutionary War events.


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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Sports Commentary at its Finest – Irish Olympic Sailing Commentary


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The GOP Platform – Extremism Becomes Mainstream


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What the G.O.P. Platform Represents

AUG. 21, 2012

Over the years, the major parties’ election-year platforms have been regarded as Kabuki theater scripts for convention week. The presidential candidates blithely ignored them or openly dismissed the most extreme planks with a knowing wink as merely a gesture to pacify the noisiest activists in the party.

That cannot be said of the draft of the Republican platform circulating ahead of the convention in Tampa, Fla. The Republican Party has moved so far to the right that the extreme is now the mainstream. The mean-spirited and intolerant platform represents the face of Republican politics in 2012. And unless he makes changes, it is the current face of the shape-shifting Mitt Romney.

The draft document is more aggressive in its opposition to women’s reproductive rights and to gay rights than any in memory. It accuses President Obama and the federal judiciary of “an assault on the foundations of our society,” and calls for constitutional amendments banning both same-sex marriage and abortion.

In defending one of the last vestiges of officially sanctioned discrimination — restrictions on the rights of gay men and lesbians to marry — the platform relies on the idea that marriage between one man and one woman has for thousands of years “been entrusted with the rearing of children and the transmission of cultural values.”

That familiar argument ignores the fact that the number of children raised by one-parent families has been rising steadily since the 1970s, long before anyone was talking about same-sex marriage. Census figures indicate that one out of every two children will live in a single-parent family before they reach 18. Studies purporting to show that children of lesbians are disadvantaged have been shown to be junk science. Marriages between people of the same gender pose no threat to marriages between men and women.

The draft attacks President Obama for not defending in court the Defense of Marriage Act, which prohibits federal recognition of same-sex marriages. It calls that decision a “mockery of the President’s inaugural oath,” when in fact Mr. Obama would have been wrong to ignore lawyers who concluded that the law is unconstitutional.

In passages on abortion, the draft platform puts the party on the most extreme fringes of American opinion. It calls for a “human life amendment” and for legislation “to make clear that the Fourteenth Amendment’s protections apply to unborn children.” That would erase any right women have to make decisions about their health and their bodies. There are no exceptions for victims of rape or incest, and such laws could threaten even birth control.

The draft demands that the government “not fund or subsidize health care which includes abortion coverage,” which could bar abortion coverage on federally subsidized health-insurance exchanges, for example.

The platform praises states with “informed consent” laws that require women to undergo medically unnecessary tests before having abortions, and “mandatory waiting periods.” Those are among the most patronizing forms of anti-abortion legislation. They presume that a woman is not capable of making a considered decision about abortion before she goes to a doctor. The draft platform also espouses the most extreme Republican views on taxation, national security, military spending and other issues.

Over all, it is farther out on the party’s fringe than Mr. Romney ventured in the primaries, when he repudiated a career’s worth of centrist views on issues like abortion and gay marriage. But the planks hew closely to the views of his running mate, Paul Ryan, and the powerful right-wing. Mr. Romney has a chance to move back in the direction of the center by amending this extremist platform. It will be interesting to see if he seizes it.


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Friday, August 24, 2012

The House GOP Crazies


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The Crackpot Caucus

by Timothy Egan

 AUG. 23, 2012

The tutorial in 8th grade biology that Republicans got after one of their members of Congress went public with something from the wackosphere was instructive, and not just because it offered female anatomy lessons to those who get their science from the Bible.

Take a look around key committees of the House and you’ll find a governing body stocked with crackpots whose views on major issues are as removed from reality as Missouri’s Representative Todd Akin’s take on the sperm-killing powers of a woman who’s been raped.

On matters of basic science and peer-reviewed knowledge, from evolution to climate change to elementary fiscal math, many Republicans in power cling to a level of ignorance that would get their ears boxed even in a medieval classroom. Congress incubates and insulates these knuckle-draggers.

Let’s take a quick tour of the crazies in the House. Their war on critical thinking explains a lot about why the United States is laughed at on the global stage, and why no real solutions to our problems emerge from that broken legislative body.



Clockwise, from top left: Seth Perlman/Associated Press; Manuel Balce Ceneta, via Associated Press; Stephen Morton, via Getty Images; Daniel Acker for The New York Times; Christian Gooden/St. Louis Post-Dispatch, via Associated Press; Paul Morigi, via Getty Images for OvationClockwise, from top left: Representatives John Shimkus of Illinois, Joe Barton of Texas, Jack Kingston of Georgia, Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, Todd Akin of Missouri and Paul Broun of Georgia


We’re currently experiencing the worst drought in 60 years, a siege of wildfires, and the hottest temperatures since records were kept.  But to Republicans in Congress, it’s all a big hoax. The chairman of a subcommittee that oversees issues related to climate change,  Representative John Shimkus of Illinois is —  you guessed it  — a climate-change denier.


At a 2009 hearing, Shimkus said not to worry about a fatally dyspeptic planet: the biblical signs have yet to properly align. “The earth will end only when God declares it to be over,” he said, and then he went on to quote Genesis at some length.  It’s worth repeating: This guy is the chairman.

On the same committee is an oil-company tool and 27-year veteran of Congress, Representative Joe L. Barton of Texas.  You may remember Barton as the politician who apologized to the head of BP in 2010 after the government dared to insist that the company pay for those whose livelihoods were ruined by the gulf oil spill.

Barton cited the Almighty in questioning energy from wind turbines. Careful, he warned, “wind is God’s way of balancing heat.”  Clean energy, he said, “would slow the winds down” and thus could make it hotter. You never know.

“You can’t regulate God!” Barton barked at the House speaker, Nancy Pelosi, in the midst of discussion on measures to curb global warming.

The Catholic Church long ago made its peace with evolution, but the same cannot be said of House Republicans.  Jack Kingston of Georgia, a 20-year veteran of the House,  is an evolution denier, apparently because he can’t see the indent where his ancestors’ monkey tail used to be. “Where’s the missing link?” he said in 2011. “I just want to know what it is.” He serves on a committee that oversees education.

In his party, Kingston is in the mainstream. A Gallup poll in June found that 58 percent of Republicans believe God created humans in the present form just within the last 10,000 years — a wealth of anthropological evidence to the contrary.

Another Georgia congressman, Paul Broun,  introduced the so-called personhood legislation in the House — backed by Akin and Representative Paul Ryan — that would have given a fertilized egg the same constitutional protections as a fully developed human being.

Broun is on the same science, space and technology committee that Akin is. Yes, science is part of their purview.

Where do they get this stuff? The Bible, yes, but much of the misinformation and the fables that inform Republican politicians comes from hearsay, often amplified by their media wing.

Remember the crazy statement that helped to kill the presidential aspirations of  Michele Bachmann?  A vaccine, designed to prevent a virus linked to cervical cancer, could cause mental retardation, she proclaimed. Bachmann knew this, she insisted, because some random lady told her so at a campaign event.  Fearful of the genuine damage Bachmann’s assertion could do to public health, the American Academy of Pediatrics promptly rushed out a notice, saying,  “there is absolutely no scientific validity to this statement.”

Nor is there is reputable scientific validity to those who deny that the globe’s climate is changing for the worst. But Bachmann calls that authoritative consensus a hoax, and faces no censure from her party.
It’s encouraging that Republican heavyweights have since told Akin that uttering scientific nonsense about sex and rape is not good for the party’s image. But where are these fact-enforcers on the other idiocies professed by elected representatives of their party?

Akin, if he stays in the race, may still win the Senate seat in Missouri.  Bachmann, who makes things up on a regular basis, is a leader of the Tea Party caucus in Congress and, in an unintended joke, a member of the Committee on Intelligence.  None of these folks are without power; they govern, and have significant followings.

A handful of Republicans have tried to fight the know-nothings. “I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming,” said Jon Huntsman, the former Utah governor, during his ill-fated run for his party’s presidential nomination. “Call me crazy.”

And in an on-air plea for sanity, Joe Scarborough, the former G.O.P. congressman and MSNBC host, said, “I’m just tired of the Republican Party being the stupid party.”  I feel for him.  But don’t expect the reality chorus to grow. For if intelligence were contagious, his party would be giving out vaccines for it.


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Sunday, August 19, 2012

100 Greatest Maniacal Movie Laughs


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List of films used. 
1.            Batman and Robin
2.            Wizard of Oz
3.            The Matrix Revolutions
4.            Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
5.            How the Grinch Stole Christmas
6.            The Little Mermaid
7.            Beauty and the Beast
8.            Highlander
9.            Monsters Vs. Aliens
10.      Aladdin
11.      Finding Nemo
12.      Inglourious Basterds
13.      Batman Forever
14.      Princess Bride
15.      A Christmas Story
16.      Cars 2
17.      Raiders of the Lost Ark
18.      Super Mario Bros
19.      Snow White
20.      A Nightmare Before Christmas
21.      The Muppets
22.      Oldboy
23.      Back to the Future
24.      True Romance
25.      Fight Club
26.      Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2
27.      The Exorcist
28.      Hook
29.      Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
30.      Deadfall
31.      Face Off
32.      Grindhouse Trailer: Werewolf Women of the SS
33.      Face Off
34.      Deadfall
35.      Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness
36.      Bride of Chucky
37.      Kung Fu Panda
38.      Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
39.      Thor
40.      Blue Velvet
41.      The Incredibles
42.      The Shining
43.      The Assassination of Jesse James
44.      Roadhouse
45.      The Great Dictator
46.      The Money Pit
47.      Toy Story 2
48.      Power Rangers
49.      Batman (1966)
50.      Batman (1989)
51.      The Dark Knight
52.      Troll 2
53.      Deathproof
54.      Monsters Inc.
55.      Sin City
56.      Megamind
57.      Kill Bill Volume 2
58.      True Romance
59.      Leon
60.      Fifth Element
61.      Hannibal
62.      Bram Stoker’s Dracula
63.      Kung Fu Panda 2
64.      Dr Strangelove
65.      Akira
66.      Predator
67.      Blazing Saddles
68.      A Clockwork Orange
69.      Batman Forever
70.      Toy Story
71.      A Streetcar Named Desire
72.      Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
73.      A Nightmare Before Christmas
74.      Black Dynamite
75.      A Nightmare on Elm Street
76.      Toy Story 3
77.      Labyrinth
78.      Young Frankenstein
79.      101 Dalmatians
80.      Demolition Man
81.      Lion King
82.      The Dentist 2
83.      Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
84.      Stephen King’s IT
85.      American Psycho
86.      Zoolander
87.      Street Fighter
88.      The Simpsons Movie
89.      Despicable Me
90.      Spiderman
91.      Star Was: Revenge of the Sith
92.      Shrek
93.      Inglourious Basterds
94.      Live and Let Die
95.      Evil Dead
96.      Die Hard
97.      Die Hard II
98.      Die Hard III
99.      Evil Dead II
100.The Muppets

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